Romy White: You are not cuter, Michelle. Michelle Steinberger: I am so cuter. It's like...common knowledge, Romy. Everybody thinks so. I'm the Mary and you're the Rhoda. Romy: That's ridiculous. You're the Rhoda. You're the Jewish one. Michelle: Oh my God. I'm talking cutenesswise, Romy. Okay? And cutenesswise, I'm the Mary. Romy: That's crazy. You have absolutely no proof that you're cuter.